asksecularwitch:

Also any experienced witch claimed to not have fucked up in a while, is really just testing fates humor for irony.

Fate is like. JUST GIVE ME A REASON.

Life is sitting there like, oh and I’ll just be making sure you hit every road block I’ve been holding out for.

And then there chaos.

Chaos is laughing.

The sound is deafening. My eyes are bleeding. I have reached the lvl 45 in the triwizarding swimsuit competition. I am bread.

I love you. Seriously. ❤