*sigh*

Me: What about the casino next Saturday?
Hermes: IF I help you win will you buy me something pretty?
Me: Always a catch, huh?
H: Always? No. I just like pretty things. *clenches fist* Give me the pretty things!
Me: You spend way too much time on social media, dude.
H: Probably… now back to the discussion of the acquisition of pretty things….