Modern Polytheism

witch-of-color:

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The only clean thing in your home is your altar

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That one god that is constantly trying to get
you to clean

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Feeling like a little kid getting their art on
the fridge when you give them anything you made

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Praying takes up so much of your day

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Trying to keep track of traditional offerings

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Not having any of that traditional shit and
hoping they won’t mind

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Devotional playlists that are way better than
your personal ones

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That one god that likes to mess with you

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Trying to discretely smuggle food onto your
altar and hoping your family doesn’t question you

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Having to present offerings differently when you
work with multiple pantheons

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That one god whose altar always looks the nicest

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“Please help me pass this test”

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Donating to GoFundmes and charities in their
name

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“Do I have any jewelry I didn’t dedicate to a
god?”

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That one god that you have no idea what to give

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Scrolling through your sideblogs periodically

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Vaguely considering learning a dead language so
you can pray in it

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Turning your chores into devotional acts

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Seeing other polytheists post about your gods
and getting super excited

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Seeing other polytheists post about your gods
and freaking out bc their experience is so different

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Pretty much the only thing your gods ever tell
you is to chill

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That one god that basically is your mom/dad now

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When you hear from your god and feel AMAZING

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When your gods are distant you feel terrible

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Occasionally having gods meddling in your life

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That one god with a million epithets

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Thinking of your gods as your best
friends/family

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Knowing your whole life is better thanks to
their guidance, love, and blessings

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SO MANY GODS = SO MUCH LOVE

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Seriously, you love your gods SO much

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