1) No more tarot decks
2) You can get new jars once you’ve filled all the empty ones.
3) Another book? You haven’t read some of the ones you have yet!
4) Herbs aren’t good after a year anyways, just keep the fresh ones.
5) Seriously though, how many crystals do you need, some of these sparkly ones are man-made/dyed.
6) More than 365 piece if occult jewelry? You’ll never wear all those! We haven’t even gotten to your collection of [insert favorite bird here necklaces).
7) You have sticks in every corner, why? Wands, really! These are a fire hazard–
8) Which brings me to candles.
9) Lol, yeah right, witches don’t follow rules!!! Let’s go to the pagan faire, I want a new besom to cleanse this place 😉