bean-chaointe:

bean-chaointe:

I’ve found that the best deterrent for harboring strong negative emotion towards anything without good cause is the fact that whatever I decide I like least inevitably ends up becoming Very Spiritually Important:

• “Of all animal classes, birds are my least favorite” BOOM YOUR MAIN DEITY IS A CROW WE HOPE YOU LIKE FEATHERS EVERYWHERE
• “Math legit gives me anxiety” WHOOPS YOUR RELIGIOUS PRACTICE IS PREDICATED ON ASTROPHYSICAL FUNDAMENTS
• “Okay but of all the common weapons I like spears the least” SURPRISE BITCH HAVE SOME SPEAR-RELATED MYSTERIES
• “Childhood abuse and domestic violence have made me really anxious about confrontation and I hate it” LOL MAKE YOURSELF A LIGHTNING ROD FOR ASSHOLES WHILE YOU CRITICIZE YOUR RELIGIOUS COMMUNITY FOR REFUSING TO GET ITS SHIT TOGETHER OVER THESE SUBJECTS

Now when I catch myself being judgy I freeze up like my gods and spirits are leaning in conspiratorially, ready to take notes on how else they can push me to Deeply Uncomfortable self-improvement, like it’s the opposite of “then perish.”

“Four ugly years of philosophy and I think I hate Greek philosophy most” WELP TOO BAD BECAUSE TODAY THAT’S WHERE YOU’RE GONNA FIND SOME OF THE PRINCIPLES YOU’VE BEEN LOOKING FOR

motherf u c k e r i am sO MAD