uh masturbating with dildos is a sign that you’re just repressing your attraction to men :/

madamethursday: lady-threewhiteleopards: you’re really doing dildos a disservice here they are clearly superior like for one thing i’ve never had one hop out of a drawer to give me its fucking idiotic opinions  OH MY GOD. That burned so hot it contributed to global warming. 

flawlesslyash: aguabend: I saw a whole ago a video about how unnecessary gender products have big price differences in stores. So I went to walmart to buy shaving cream and razors since it’s too damn hot in Florida now, and turns out the video was right. I never go into the mens section but IContinue reading

I think I’ve always been half out of my shell and half in. Sometimes I can be extremely wild and sometimes I can be extremely shy. It just depends on the day. Emile Hirsch (via fearlessknightsandfairytales) Source: emilixx

stretchedlobes: nikkiagent: hope-hazard: shewhowalkedtheearth: a-frosty-heart-full-of-ships: captainamerica-in-middle-earth: muffled-satanic-cackling: infinitetundra: lifewithanorwegianfjord: this is mesmerizing.  non equine blogs have reblogged this? Because that’s really cool because horses and stuff. Alright this is absolutely fantastic But can we talk about how either 51,231 people have seen someone die or a bunch of people just reblogged a loop gif of aContinue reading

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