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angelwithdemonicblood: symbioticantithesis: livebloggingmydescentintomadness: justonemoremonster: So Purgatory is a forest. What if purgatory used to be Eden? It’s been warped since Adam and Eve ate the apple, but instead of being banished out of Eden, like, Eve was trapped there. and she became the Mother of monsters, and that’s where they live now. A monstrous, darkenedContinue reading

I WAS JUST AT WAL-MART AND THEN

Little boy: Mommy, why is Wonder Woman not wearing any pants? The Mom: Because Wonder Woman has amazing thighs and she could crush men with them if they insult her. Little Boy: I wanna be Wonder Woman. The Mom: Don’t we all.

doctormaxwell: caswantsmetochangethisurl: cellokind: bluhbluhhugedork: COUPLES CAN BE INTIMATE WITHOUT BEING SEXUAL COUPLES CAN BE INTIMATE WITHOUT BEING SEXUAL COUPLES CAN BE INTIMATE WITHOUT BEING SEXUAL ANYONE CAN BE INTIMATE WITHOUT BEING SEXUAL ANYONE CAN BE INTIMATE WITHOUT BEING SEXUAL ANYONE CAN BE INTIMATE WITHOUT BEING SEXUAL BLOODY MARY BLOODY MARY BLOODY MARY

quads-for-the-gods: sunnystrong: So I saw the first picture on my dash and could not be more repulsed/motivated. Repulsed because the ideologies in the first photo are wrong —you don’t destroy yourself to be happy. You improve yourself. Depriving your body and your soul of nutrients and fuel gets you nowhere. Then, I was motivatedContinue reading

theladyofpie: Because they are swarming! ^_^ Hello friends, I’m going to tell you some cool stuff about bees and why you shouldn’t be afraid of them! See, there is a lot of misplaced fear over our fuzzy pollinating buddies. Many folks think they are mean and dangerous, but bees are very good little friends. TheContinue reading

moonboyforalliknow: lovers-can-relate: becca-morley: best reactions to the government shutdown part 4 (parts 1, 2, 3) YOU ARE GENIUS the tumblr shutdown jokes are still funny to me Source: thomrainierskies

phototoartguy: There appeared to be a little sibling rivalry going on as two 12-week-old spotted quolls were introduced to the public at Chris Humfrey’s Wild Action Zoo in Australia. Picture: Jay Town/Newspix/Rex Source: telegraph.co.uk

professorsparklepants: devilsmadvocate: thepeoplesrecord: Got this in my email today: Dear friends, We are elders of the Maasai from Tanzania, one of Africa’s oldest tribes. The government has just announced that it plans to kick thousands of our families off our lands so that wealthy tourists can use them to shoot lions and leopards.The evictions are toContinue reading

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I have a real issue with anyone trying to protect children from their own imaginations. If we cannot acknowledge that a lot of us have a bit of darkness within ourselves, some more than others perhaps, and bring it into the light and examine it and talk about this part of the human condition, thenContinue reading