Latin phrases to use as incantations.

mothmaam: This is gonna be a long list. ab intra – from within ab origine – from the source absit iniuria – “let insult be absent” absit invidia – “let envy be absent” absit omen – “let omens be absent” ab uno disce omnes – from one, learn all. abyssus abyssum invocat – deep calleth unto deep a capite ad calcem – from head to heelContinue reading “Latin phrases to use as incantations.”

“Fuck Off” Oil

jord-kunnusta: Can be used to anoint candles for curses,hexes, etc. or it can be poured around a perimeter to keep pests away Ingredients: One jar/vile (should be kept in a dark place to ensure its strength) ¼ cup Vinegar 1/3 cup Lime juice  3 tsp Sriracha  1 tsp Cinnamon A pinch of Powered Eggshells  1Continue reading ““Fuck Off” Oil”

Actually genuinenly enjoying my customer service job sometimes

his-quietus-make: uncannycookie: Customer (calling from Ireland): “Yes hello, I would like to -” Sheep in the background: *gentle baa* Customer: “Uh, sorry, what I want to do is -” Sheep: *slightly more insistent baa* Customer: “No, not now! -cough- Excuse me. I have a reservation and -” Sheep: *VERY LOUD ACCUSATORY BAA* Customer: “Arnulf! PleaseContinue reading “Actually genuinenly enjoying my customer service job sometimes”

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