for REAL tho – Amethyst’s Archive

real-live-dragon: if that sewer clown makes himself an image of your worst fear before he eats you, i could kick his ass. what’s he gonna do turn into the physical manifestation of being abandoned by your closest friends? gonna turn into an ooky spooky visual representation of catastrophic failure and loss? jokes on you dumbassContinue reading

punk-polygems: booksofadam: crystal daddy @polybear MEEEEEE Source: adamtots

Hufflepuff: Oh, fiddlesticks. Slytherin: Look, I understand that this is a tense situation but let’s watch the fucking language.

swampseer: torque-witch: On a side note. No. I’m not gonna just give some offerings to a random god to help me out. I don’t even know them??? If I was them I’d be weirded out. I just woke up but the scenario of someone petition a deity,especially when they don’t work with them always makesContinue reading

jadelyn: bigbardafree: being mentally ill is just being fed up with your own shit 24/7 like oh my god are we really going to do this again can I have like one hour of peace just one fucking hour oh my god p l e a s e I feel like neurotypical ppl tend toContinue reading

jackspersprite: countfrankula: i don’t know why everyone makes the grim reaper out to be a bad guy i mean he’s just taking to you to the afterlife it’s not like he killed you it’s actually quite nice of him to walk you there imagine if you had to go alone

somesketchyshit: I am literally both these people

wyomingsmustache: steel-dragon: lolrider: faedex: spitandvinegar: New hobby idea: using phrases that sound like down-home folksy expressions you learned from your grandma but are actually just nonsense you just made up – that man really salts my melon! – you know what they say, it takes a bushel of corn to feed one chicken – aContinue reading

Me driving: @pedestrians ugh get out the fucking street why would you walk in front of a moving car Me as a pedestrian: hit me bitch i dare you hit me I want you to pay my tuition

fullmetalfisting: Some women want to be house wives and some women want to be Harvard professors and some women want to be porn stars and some women want to be nuns and some women want to be surgeons and there is nothing wrong with anyone’s profession I am sick of people being rude to womenContinue reading