Uh oh, you just died and now your family is planning what your tombstone will say. They decide to use your last outgoing text message… What’s your tombstone say?

ladypandacat: pardonmewhileipanic: gluten-free-pussy: lilbuttshorty: the-littlelady: Mine would say, “Are you pooping??” “I’m not quiet 😩😩 what if they hear us???” “Thanks sugartits 💋” “Me when I’ve had too many drinks” Welp…. “plus no one wants a bunch of strangers in their home“ well i was fucking right then, wasn’t i?? “Oh, okay.”

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