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nbtimdrake: captainpunkrogers: life hack: be best friends with a slytherin. they will steal cupcakes for you from work and tell you to drop toxic people from your life with no reservations. they will be the ones ordering you to stop and breathe and call in sick, to screw your commitments if they see you’re sacrificingContinue reading

wake up at 5 AM: ill fucking kill all of you stay up till 5 AM: hahshahsfAhahahagaHAGAHAHAHAHAHAHAJAGSHAJAHAHAHADA

hazzy-osbourne: if you say my name 3 times in front of a mirror at midnight ill appear and probably pet your animals and tell you you look really pretty and then take some stuff from your fridge and leave

pieandhotdogs: I will legit eat any pizza, any time, any where. I won’t even stop. You have to take the pizza away from me for me to stop. No lie. It’s disgusting.

my final thought before making most decisions: fuck it

just-shower-thoughts: Adulthood is 50% “I’m too young for this to be happening” and 50% “I’m too old for this shit”.

jaclcfrost: “how are you doing?” [makes several vague hand gestures and various noises rather than giving an actual answer]

beyoncebeytwice: when u make plans while ur in a good mood but then the day comes and you would actually rather die

New Witch: I can do magic for everything! For healing, to find true love, to be successful, and to improve my relationship with divinity! Bitter Experienced Witch: go to a doctor, love magic is rape, fill out a damned resume, witchcraft is secular. Here is a dozen types of curses though.

notonyourbarricade: It was a huge disappointment as a child to fall in love with the stars and then find out how much math it requires to get anywhere near them.