my friends doing witchcraft: alright, we’re gonna make some sigils and keep a careful record of what we’re doing… let’s use these charged stones, they should work nicely considering the current phase of the moon and the time of year, and we’ll consecrate everything on an altar using this method that involves manifestations of allContinue reading
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jhameia: doublehamburgerjack: thefingerfuckingfemalefury: bethanythemartian: ohmygil: scratch-the-maven: “We have…mead pie. Beer pie. And for the truly daring…Fimbulvinter pie.” Avengers #24.NOW I think we’re burying the lead. Thor made veggie burgers and that is hilarious BRING FORTH THE PIES THEY HAVE MADE READY SUCH PASTRIES 😀 SUCH PASTRIES WITH VIGOR Source: scratch-the-maven
evilsupplyco: “I have no great advice. Just a lot of knives.” “…you’re on the goddamn team, that’ll do.”
casualcurses: May you find a papercut every time you use hand sanitizer.
geekishchic: nuuku: turtle-ambulance: fun fact: “nolo” is latin for “do not want” so if someone says yolo you can say nolo and they’ll think its just a stupid comeback but in all actuality you’re speaking latin which is classy as shit so haha the jokes on them and it means “(you’re) embarrassing” in finnish soContinue reading
When You Expect An Aries To Apologize, But They Don’t Feel The Same Way
zodiaccity:
Reactions from people whose language I was trying to learn:
fatnajl: linguisticsyall: Germans: Oh you’re learning German? Hey, you’re not so bad at it. Don’t razzle dazzle it up though. French: About time you learned French. Russians, Koreans, Spanish-speakers: WOW YOU’RE LEARNING MY LANGUAGE? LET ME HELP YOU I CAN GET SOME MATERIALS FOR YOU AND RECOMMEND SOME SITES AND VIDEOS, DID YOU JUST SAYContinue reading “Reactions from people whose language I was trying to learn:”
beast-bones: solitarelee: shithowdy: shithowdy: I have a favor to ask: please reply to or reblog this with how you would personally choose to convey the sound of an airhorn through text. I am going to bookmark this post for days when I am feeling sad. Love yourself and read the notes on this. BWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANG BAAAHHHRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRNNNNNNNN
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You know witchcraft isn’t real? but even pretending its real and “practicing” it it a sin and you will be damned to hell.
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