hahahaha – Amethyst’s Archive

avoiding-avoidant: that Relatable™ mental illness feel when you can’t tell if your workload is unreasonable or if you’d actuallly be able to handle this if you had a functioning fucking brain

person: you’re pretty cool! me: oh my god prepare to be very disappointed

You: Good morning! Gandalf, an intellectual: Do you wish me a good morning, or mean that it is a good morning whether I want it or not; or that you feel good this morning; or that it is a morning to be good on?

aspoonfulofwitchcraft: I was trying to find out what a stone was when I ran across this! I needed this in my life. Source: rocktumbler.com

unpretty: i have headcanons Source: unpretty

Eating Pastries from the Greek Festival

lunac-witchcraft: Hermes: hey I’d like the honey- Me: *crams it in my mouth* the wha? *crumbs flying out*

ofcowardiceandkings: do you ever get confused about where your mental illness ends and where you being a piece of shit begins ?? like am i just being difficult or can i really not do that

witchy-words: aries-and-fairies: helloretroagogo: cannibalcoalition: thyestean-feast: kingberith: ursa-luna: corsen: cannibalcoalition: Witches constantly cursing each other with bottle spells are participating in Jar Wars. It’s a Jar-Jar Jinx. Stop it. @nemubelphe A New Hex. Attack of the Crones. @shelbyraewilson The Force A-Wiccans I hate myself for loving this so much.

meritinpu: Trying to figure out which deity just came into your like. More like…Guess Who: The Divine Edition. I… can’t even. -snort- omg

The door opened and the bones took notice.

evilsupplyco: Upon the witch’s entrance, the skull started clacking it’s mandible excitedly, delighting the witch. Her date took a step back and gulped audibly, delighting the witch further.