Holy shit…. – Amethyst’s Archive

foolishmeowing: That’s not self-loathing you’re thinking in there. Your internal monologue is made to recite cues from its models of various aspects of your social environment. That’s some other asshole telling you you’re a piece of shit. Tell it to go fuck itself. Always remember that your conscious/linguistic mind evolved to process your social environment,Continue reading

gallicinvasion: what she says: “Oh I don’t mind; we can eat anywhere. I’m not picky.” what she means: “For my entire life, I’ve been called bossy/picky/selfish/arrogant/bitchy for voicing my own opinions and making my views known, so now when someone I care about asks me about what I want, my immediate gut reaction is toContinue reading

inkskinned: it’s not about that i know how to do laundry. it’s that when i was four i knew how to fold clothes; small hands working alongside my mother, while my older brother sat and played with his toys. it’s that i know what kind of detergent works but my father guesses. it’s that inContinue reading

hypnotic-flow: boukmanflow: ihoema: land-dolphin: youngtwerkgawd: localstarboy: Dawg this voice over is hilarious 😂😂 😂😂😂 “I am pescatarian I have no choice” “You are talking about currents but you are currently just talking” I’m pressing charges against the whole of Nigeria ^^^ ^^^^

deliveryxiao: broodingsoul: About 20 seconds in, I started laughing so hard that I was basically just hyperventilating. HE LOVES THAT THING

numinous-af: fucking-numinous: decklove: tarot-sybarite: Rahdue’s Wheel, a 78-card spread. Holy poot…. *heavy breathing* @haemoferedoll I GUESS WE GOTTA Alright children, gather round. If you were wondering what this would be like, wonder no more. Since my best friend and I have a great deal of magickal motivation and are clearly insane, WE COMPLETED THIS READING.Continue reading

onlyashremains: He’s short and slender, stocky and just awkward enough to be endearing. He stutters slightly when he talks to you. When he asks you if you want to get coffee, you hesitate, but you say yes. The woman is about your height, her arms lined with muscle and her hands confident and sure. HerContinue reading

18thcentury-turnt: morelikecreamhuff: nethilia: nopeabsolutelynot: fangirlingoverdemigods: tyleroakley: peacelovelesbian: libby-on-the-label: busterposeys: at what point in history do you think americans stopped having british accents Actually, Americans still have the original British accent. We kept it over time and Britain didn’t. What we currently coin as a British accent developed in England during the 19th century among theContinue reading

morrigan-disapproves: last time i used chrome i was in the middle of a duolingo lesson i mention this bc when i opened it up earlier and it restored my tabs, the duolingo woman yelled ‘the flesh is good’ at me in robotic dutch and i still haven’t recovered

ismokequiet: stupidsexynixon: myflawedfairytale: Why isn’t Tumblr freaking out about the biggest leak in history? The Panama Papers are information that has the potential to change the world and this story broke over 2 hours ago now. Putin might go to prison. Same with the Saudi-Arabian king Salman ibn Abd al-Asis, the Ukranian president Petro Poroschenko,Continue reading