humor – Amethyst’s Archive

breelandwalker: robotlyra: pyreo: bemusedlybespectacled: fucking christ I am sobbing “If the men find out we can shapeshift, they’re going to tell the church!“ i didnt learn anything about contouring but that’s okay Her fuckin Katherine Hepburn Done With Everything accent is killing me -PTERODACTYL SCREECH-

youngalientype: When your sun and moon are the same sign Source: lvd2

familiaralien: thesylverlining: amelia-laelia: amelia-laelia: The best feeling is after a long day taking off your bra and letting the beasts be free. OK WOW I MEANT BREASTS NOT BEASTS THEY ARE NOT SOME MYTHICAL CREATURE I KEEP TRAPPED UNDER MY SHIRT well i know what i’m calling my boobs now ＲＥＬＥＡＳＥＴＨＥＢＥＡＳＴＳ

lucifer-is-a-bag-of-dicks: sepulchritude: lucifer-is-a-bag-of-dicks: concept: woman makes deal with demon to have it’s child in exchange for eternal life or some shit woman then makes deal with witch and offers her first born for like, riches or something woman dumps demon baby on witch, absconds with her winnings and leaves witch and demon fighting for custodyContinue reading

positivelypagan: nodearhearts: glitchinthematrixx: sleepywizard: tag yourselves i’m lend a man Runey Tunes @solargrave palm oil

theotheristhedoctor: voodoosciencelies: swaff-original: ladyshinga: beautytruthandstrangeness: ellidfics: tygermama: myurbandream: jabberwockypie: skeletonmug: artiestroke: splintercellconviction: giraffepoliceforce: I really want a science fiction story where aliens come to invade earth and effortlessly wipe out humanity, only to be fought off by the wildlife. They were expecting military resistance. They weren’t counting on bears. Imagine coming to a hostile alienContinue reading

thepessimisticasshole: thepessimisticasshole: what do you call a demon’s favorite human? its prized possession @lunac-witchcraft

fuchsimeon: iwasthinkingofanimeagain: useless-swedenfacts: tsukino-png: i just saw a picture saying “dø or die” and it literally translates to die or die #do u want to die in danish or english #Surprise me Isn’t that the plot of Hamlet

tamper: omg

stormbornwitch: commence heavy breathing Source: a1ittlewitchy