humor – Page 2 – Amethyst’s Archive

couple-of-dumbasses: leviisacutelittleshit: colourfulpantsandarainbowhat: beggars-opera: colourfulpantsandarainbowhat: WHY DO PEOPLE CALL IT FUCK, MARRY, KILL WHEN THEY COULD CALL IT BED, WED, BEHEAD easy there henry whos henry what thef uck? *faint laughter from Britian* *history teachers crying*

kat-howard: kdhart: cheesuscrust: “This is one of the weirdest strips I drew, and I’m not exactly sure I understand it myself, but it still makes me laugh, so there you are.” -Bill Watterson <3<3<3<3<3 (I had this on the back of my bedroom door growing up.) Calvin and Hobbes, always the best. Source: cheesuscrust

elfoftheforest: little known historical fact: pharoahs were burried with their hands crossed over their chests because it was a popular belief there would be countless water slides in the after life

it-all-fades-away-but-you: moviecat-supreme: elphabaforpresidentofgallifrey: The Jurassic Park problem could easily have been solved by making the dinosaurs miniature That’d be so cute!“We have a containment breach!”“Everybody watch your toes! She likes to nibble!” *Steve Buscemi’s character in Spy Kids 2 cries softly in the distance*

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partlystarsmostlyvoid: asgardreid: aestheticoftheday: For the record, I had always thought that if magic needed a rhyming verbal component to work, hip hop/rap artists would probably be the most powerful wizards. Imagine. Kanye West building entire cities. Iggy wouldn’t be able to make a sand castle. Grand High Priestess Nicki Minaj, her empire sprawling across twoContinue reading

You should delete this blog. You and witches like you are all damning yourselfs by spreading this evil information. Think of other people and stop trying to corrupt them.

lythedis: natural-magics: pay me $10,000 and a year’s worth of iced coffee (tea is also acceptable), and we’ll have a deal. otherwise, the witch army will continue to grow and we’re going to steal all your jars for evil witchy purposes.

natural-magics: little-miss-spooky: evilsupplyco: “Why didn’t you answer my anonymous Tumblr message?” You knew the risk when you didn’t forward that chain letter when you were 9. natural-magics *cackles*

thebabyanimals: Look at this beautiful blog full of baby animals! Source: babyanimalposts

arachnospooky: thesigilwitch: stormbornwitch: queerwitchkid: spell: say this lengthy and formal incantation over your ingredients as you infuse them with your intentme: keep me safe u fucker banishing spell: you must light a black candle on the new moon and say this ancient incantation as you burn a piece of paper with the full name ofContinue reading