smurflewis: smurflewis: smurflewis: Today I walk into work and there are a ton of people in my building and it’s kind of a mess and everyone is talking and I sort of just blurt out: “Man, it’s a zoo in here!” Everyone stopped and looked at me as though I had 2 heads. Then IContinue reading
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Me as a beginner witch: I hope this white candle and bunch of lavender don’t summon any evil spirits. Me now: hmmmm…that curse wasn’t strong enough. More Sulfur, hemlock, and mandrake next time.
nordwinterfrost: 😀 Source: nordwinterfrost
evilsupplyco: When a black cat crosses your path, say “thank you” and pet it if it is in the mood for attention.
swampseer: witchsmoke: swampseer: saltwaterandink: Coming to the unwelcome realization that you are trapped in a Lovecraftian friendship like “You’re my best friend and I think you’re amazing but I’m pretty sure that if you started resurrecting corpses I would just shrug and help out” witchsmoke hey buuuuuddy yoooooo except for that time I dreamt yourContinue reading
Ur kind of a bitch and u only think about ur self cold hearted
grimoire-of-geekery: queenofchalices: dandelion-lies: dreamgazerwitch: hedgewitchonahill: themerrymagician: paramourblessings: Who the fuck else am I supposed to think of? I should come first always. Not this shit again. *sigh* Bite your tongue, anon. Back off, anon. Seriously. While I think the anon should stop it must point out that the cat in that gif isContinue reading “Ur kind of a bitch and u only think about ur self cold hearted”
theworstpuns: PSA: don’t join dangerous cults, practice safe sects!
pardonmewhileipanic: somewhere between a sad psychic and an excited fortune teller is a happy medium
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