I CAN’T EVEN – Amethyst’s Archive

Uh oh, you just died and now your family is planning what your tombstone will say. They decide to use your last outgoing text message… What’s your tombstone say?

ladypandacat: pardonmewhileipanic: gluten-free-pussy: lilbuttshorty: the-littlelady: Mine would say, “Are you pooping??” “I’m not quiet 😩😩 what if they hear us???” “Thanks sugartits 💋” “Me when I’ve had too many drinks” Welp…. “plus no one wants a bunch of strangers in their home“ well i was fucking right then, wasn’t i?? “Oh, okay.”

wardencommanderkarnstein: achilliads: PRETTY FLY FOR A WHITE GUY: a mix for icarus, history’s greatest downfall “guy’s i’m gonna get so hella tanned” — icarus, probably breaking free high school musical i believe i can fly r kelly defying gravity wicked wind beneath my wings bette midler here comes the sun the beatles timber pitbull feat. ke$ha drop it like it’s hot snoop doggContinue reading

bigcatslions: Hercules – is a rescued Lion that lives at the Wild Animal Sanctuary in Colorado, and like other lions there, he sometimes dreams of roaring while he is sleeping

lunac-witchcraft: @witchofkeys That pashmina is so comfy!! It’s a spring/fall wear so not for summer use but oh man I could happily just wrap up in it around the house and dance to Stevie Nicks. Food is seriously mouthgasmic. Also, I know you are but what am I? 😛 Originally posted by georgetakei

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I have to say..

inkandsparkles: a-little-something-bookish: It’s really annoying when people ship literally everything in a romantic way, it completely eliminated platonic relationships. Just because two characters work well together, does not mean they are in love. Stop acting like the only relationships that are meaningful are romantic ones. Platonic relationships are so much more important, stop erasing them.Continue reading “I have to say..”

I am this fucking close to going off on all of you. Omg can nothing be simple? Oh no, it’s not just you two, but you two as well. Why did this have to become a circus? All I wanted was a simple wedding and now this crazy shit. Done. So done.