thepoorgroomsbrideisatrot: animentality: ginathethundergoddess: trashcandean: thecheshiresmiles: everytime I hear about children of the corn I think about the guy I met at comic con who actually lived in the town they filmed that movie at, and on the farm where they filmed in the corn. he was a teenager at the time and him and hisContinue reading
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Thor Cheat Sheet
elreki: Thor by Max Koch (1907) Names, Titles & Their meanings: Thor, Thunar, Donar, Tur, Tor, Thurs, Dorr, þor – “Thunder” Asbjorn, Goetterbaer, Osburn, Osbourn- “Aesir-Bear” Ásabragr, Asabrag – “Æsir-lord” Ása-Þórr , Asa-Thor – “Æsir-Thor” Atli – “The Terrible” Björn Bjorn, Biorn, Beorn – “Bear” Einriði,Eindriði, Einridi, Eindridi – “The Lone Rider” “The One WhoContinue reading “Thor Cheat Sheet”
deliveryxiao: broodingsoul: About 20 seconds in, I started laughing so hard that I was basically just hyperventilating. HE LOVES THAT THING
booksomewench: celticshenanigans: yrbff: Tbh I never understood why the term “thunder thighs” is supposed to be derogatory, it sounds like I am a terrifying weather goddess Just tell people: “Why yes, my thighs *were* blessed by an Asgardian diety. Thank you for noticing.” “He murmured the blessing while he was between them, in fact.”
dangerhamster: rnarker: a man walks into a zoo. the only animal in the entire zoo is a dog. it’s a shitzu this is literally my favourite joke ever
withbloodinherteeth: dr-archeville: jenniferrpovey: thymoss: railroadsoftware: no one ever says that Rome needed help from aliens to build their empire #l laughed for days when i found out that #ancient egyptians used water to reduce friction and move blocks for distances #and that this was literally DEPICTED ON THEIR HIEROGLYPHICS #but ~western archaeologists~ #thought that theContinue reading
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