witchella: thenightvalepost: An apple a day keeps the doctor away!A blood orange soaked in ginger beer and blessed by a man named Jupiter and nailed to your door frame keeps away lingering contagious spirits and also looks so nice for the fall season. witches be like
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Jersey Devil and Wendigo ^_~
lillianlives: witchofkeys: lillian-amour: [ jersey devil ] what are your least favorite sounds? Crying babies, squealing babies, the infernal groaning of displeased customers, and snoring [ wendigo ] would you rather eat human flesh or starve to death? Well, I’ve heard humans taste like pork, soooooo.. bacon? Originally posted by yourreactiongifs Originally posted by prettygirlfoodContinue reading “Jersey Devil and Wendigo ^_~”
Nintendo to cancel Pokemon Go
pika-churros: Pokemon Go is no longer a “Go” “We are deeply saddened by this , but we just don’t have any other choice…” Read the full article here ==> (SOURCE)
kiriamaya: cummied: me when i see a cat: CAT! cat cat cat cat cat cat cat cat cat cat cat cat cat cat cat cat cat cat cat cat cat cat cat cat cat cat cat cat cat cat cat cat cat cat cat cat never not true lillianlives You.
I have given up on understanding the garden this year
Me: huh, I guess those kale seeds were a dud then Kale: Surprise Motherfucker! Me: what are you doing in the lawn?? Kale: WE WANT TO SEE THE WORLD Me: kale is not a migratory species, your going back to the veggie garden Kale: BUT- Me: would you LIKE to meet the lawnmower? Kale: goodContinue reading “I have given up on understanding the garden this year”
renkindle: reblog with how you pronounce “w/e” in your head in the tags
What *Not* To Say to a Witch
nightshadeandroses: “LOL, why aren’t you green?” “There’s no logic to magic, so it can’t be real.” “You know witchcraft goes against the Bible, right…?” *points to a frog* “LOL, is that your ex?” “You’re not going to put a curse on me, are you?” “Can you curse this person for me?” “Why don’t you dress inContinue reading “What *Not* To Say to a Witch”
Anubis: Omg Thoth, you’re such a nerd! Thoth: Hey, Anubis, guess what you are. Anubis: Uh, what? Thoth: Take your name and remove the “b” and “i”. Anubis: …..Okay, listen here, you little shit.
andallshallbewell: Truth Source: pinterest.com
charliescox: your fave is problematic: all of us still on tumblr in 2015
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