lmao – Page 6 – Amethyst’s Archive

chlorineblondie: my hot topic phase never ended, it just kinda got more refined and tasteful with age like a fancy, mall gothy wine

smurflewis: smurflewis: smurflewis: Today I walk into work and there are a ton of people in my building and it’s kind of a mess and everyone is talking and I sort of just blurt out: “Man, it’s a zoo in here!” Everyone stopped and looked at me as though I had 2 heads. Then IContinue reading

my friends doing witchcraft: alright, we’re gonna make some sigils and keep a careful record of what we’re doing… let’s use these charged stones, they should work nicely considering the current phase of the moon and the time of year, and we’ll consecrate everything on an altar using this method that involves manifestations of allContinue reading

Source: slobbering

someone: that’s mean me: i am mean

swampseer: witchsmoke: swampseer: saltwaterandink: Coming to the unwelcome realization that you are trapped in a Lovecraftian friendship like “You’re my best friend and I think you’re amazing but I’m pretty sure that if you started resurrecting corpses I would just shrug and help out” witchsmoke hey buuuuuddy yoooooo except for that time I dreamt yourContinue reading

jhameia: doublehamburgerjack: thefingerfuckingfemalefury: bethanythemartian: ohmygil: scratch-the-maven: “We have…mead pie. Beer pie. And for the truly daring…Fimbulvinter pie.” Avengers #24.NOW I think we’re burying the lead. Thor made veggie burgers and that is hilarious BRING FORTH THE PIES THEY HAVE MADE READY SUCH PASTRIES 😀 SUCH PASTRIES WITH VIGOR Source: scratch-the-maven

I’m gonna wing it Me, about something I most definitely should not wing (via yesdarlingido)

For the dating thing: 25, agender, 5’8″, blue eyes, (currently) green hair. Books and words are my favorite things, and I really enjoy knitting and going for walks or bike rides and playing the mandolin. For a date, I would pack a picnic for us to take to the park that has the most trees, and after we’d finished eating, I’d take you to a coffee shop or similar to hang out and chill.

I’d definitely date you. ^_^ Thanks! ❤

PSA to all pagans.

natural-magics: the-antlered-doe: Please guys, for the love of the gods be careful who you open up to about your spirituality. Some people are genuinely curious, others are just nosey- and want to gawk at you. I’ve had this happen to me twice thus far and let me tell you it fucking sucks. Don’t let peopleContinue reading “PSA to all pagans.”