LMFAO – Page 2 – Amethyst’s Archive

neutralnewt: iiiarclight: how to be cool A) cool sunglasses emojiB) is that a god damn pun. in emoticon format

the-urban-witch: Urban Witches They grow herbs on their balconies and their candles sometimes are from yankee candles. They buy crystals from flee markets and street sellers and put sigils on their shoes so they can cross the street fast and safe. They enjoy the noise and the crowds it’s a restless place where they findContinue reading

erinnightwalker: thegodthief: chirotus: mothensidhe: breelandwalker: sanguisette: rootandrock: erinnightwalker: rootandrock: Unrealistic Occult Horror: A terrifying grimoire foundin a basement unleashes uncontrollable spi- er… actually, here’s the binding spell right here. Realistic Occult Horror: You take the bones to the river and ALL of them hiss and float. Unrealistic Occult Horror: “Give me a sign!” as youContinue reading

onyxmade: rowan-oak-o-flow: delgt: xopachi: skwinky: lntruding: Have you ever been to earth? On earth, we use the word “burrito” to describe a tortilla filled with things you eat. Pretty simple stuff, and I’m surprised you at least got that part right. My burrito was, in fact, filled with food. In this, you and I agreeContinue reading

onyxmade: witchofkeys: onyxmade: I think… I might be falling asleep… before 10pm. Wtf. How DARE you! What do you think this is? A school night?!?! PSSSSYYCHE, false alarm it was a POWER NAAAAAP. Whew! You had me worried I was gonna be all ALOOONE on the tumblah! What a terrible sentense that is. @_@

Established witches like: So I’m using this sparrow’s skull that was delivered to me by my snake familiar, these nearly priceless gemstones, a few drops of Queen Elizabeth I’s blood, and the leaves of a long extinct plant that I had to contact my friend on the next planet over for. (Interplanetary import prices areContinue reading

FINALLY (you know what I’m referring to)

LMAO I know right? ^_^

oatmeal: Thanks to Ryan Martin for sending this in. There’s more here. Source: oatmeal

something most people don’t know about the signs

aries: is super artsy and organized taurus: can talk for hours gemini: is really sensitive cancer: is a giant meme with a great sense of humor leo: is super polite virgo: is always very doubtful libra: makes poop jokes scorpio: will tell everything to you if they trust you sagittarius: actually has the worst punsContinue reading “something most people don’t know about the signs”

lord-kitschener: we did it, guys, we got Alabama to ban the straights Source: lord-kitschener