LMFAO – Page 4 – Amethyst’s Archive

i naturally look mean but it keeps the weak people away

thewhimsicalheathen: me.

This is your personal guardian dog.

yanderehypnos: He’s going to protect you from things like “if you don’t reblog this in 30 seconds your mum will die!!” and “Reblog this or you will fail class!!” He’s very happy to protect you, so you don’t have to worry about a thing!!

witchofkeys: Anon, I have no idea what you think is was directed at… care to enlighten? Cause I mean… I know what /I/ saw… but not what you saw… lol So I can’t really make a comment when I don’t know if we saw the same things. Just sayin’

witchyroses: nansula: rhettandlink: laughingsquid: A Healthy Breakfast of Yogurt, Peach, and Apple Disguised as an Egg and Fries TERRIBLE This is rude Ew Source: Laughing Squid

Source: archpriests

casctiel: casctiel: tumblr i don’t like this everything is too far apart it’s like sid’s eyes from ice age

the-endisuponus-fandoms: undercover-witch: microcroft: urban legends (◠‿◠✿) scary stories (◕ω◕✿) creepy things (ﾉ◕ヮ◕)ﾉ*: ･ﾟ✧ paranormal and supernatural things ✧･ﾟ: *✧･ﾟ:* (◕ヮ◕✿)/ *:･ﾟ✧*:･ﾟ✧ hearing a noise in the middle of the night *: ･ﾟ✧ヽ(ﾟДﾟ)ﾉ That terrified sparkle emoji describes at least half my life

“Carl… Joe… Don’t you realize we’re being watched???? Dudes, stop licking the fucking window and look! What the fuck is that even…??? We are not alone…..”

estrellatricotada: I love insulting people in southern doublespeak during an argument and then watching then get flustered. (protip in case you were curious: any time someone says “bless your heart” or calls you cute in an argument… well honey they are not complimenting you.)