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Part 2: When we finally found out way to said city and picked up El Douchecanoe, he decided to come with us without letting his family know and without having a clue where he was staying. On the way back, the traffic lights in this town got stuck on red. Like, the intersection was deadContinue reading “Part 1: Once upon a time, I dated an internet d-bag that used suicidal threats as manipulation tactics. One day, my bestie and I skipped school to drive to his city that we’ve never been to before, so he wouldn’t do anything stupid. On the way there, we got lost and pulled over on the side of the road in pouring rain to flag someone down. The one who stopped for us was a trucker who slammed on breaks and we were sure he was going to wreck, but he didn’t!”