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I should go home… but I don’t wanna. I want to talk and be silly… no one’s talking to me on here. *sigh* Whine whine whiiiine.

Tarot Reader

Me: Hi. I’m Arcane and I’m a Tarot Reader. – Everyone gathers around in oooh and ahhs as I pull out a deck of cards. Random Girl: Isn’t that going to summon demons? Random Guy: When am I going to die? Random Girl: But you are a guy. Dog: Woof, Woof. Me: The devil card…Continue reading “Tarot Reader”

I have a lot of trouble with the line between “Treat yoself!” and “Oh no I’ve fucked up my diet, again.” >_<

someone: that’s mean me: i am mean

*it starts raining* me: yes *lighting appears* me: yES *thunders explode* me: YES *raining intensifies* me: YEEEEEEEESSSSSSSS

lulustears: person: hi i’m christian.me: cool.person: hi i’m jewish.me: cool.person: hi i’m muslim.me: cool.person: hi i’m wiccan.me: cool.person: hi i’m atheist.me: cool.person: hi i’m buddhist.me: cool.person: hi i’m hindu.me: cool.person: hi i believe in this and you’re wrong so i’m going to tell you all about how wrong you are.me: get the fuck out ofContinue reading

arcampbell94: No means no. Unless you’re offering me food and I say no, I really mean yes, but I say no anyways to be polite.

Things I am always down for no questions asked:

a-thousand-shining-stars: • Road trips • Naps • Breakfast for dinner • Hot tea and good conversation • Music • Shopping • Food • Art • Hugs • Travelling

Me: I LOVE nature! The flowers are so pretty and the wind feels so amazing!!!! Also Me: I think I’ll just stay inside and write all day. kthnxbai

i naturally look mean but it keeps the weak people away

thewhimsicalheathen: me.