No. – Amethyst’s Archive

I always heard, until I got onto Tumblr, that if you knelt in the middle of a fairy ring and asked nicely the fairies will grant your wish. Have I been lied to my entire life?

seananmcguire: …yes. The Fair Folk, the Kindly Ones, the Shining Host, we don’t call them by nice names because they’re nice people. We’re going HEY POINTY-EARED VOLDEMORT INSPIRATIONS, PLEASE DON’T WEAR OUR SKINS AS BEAUTIFUL GOWNS. Because they will. They fucking will. This message brought to you by the Society For Not Being Transformed IntoContinue reading “I always heard, until I got onto Tumblr, that if you knelt in the middle of a fairy ring and asked nicely the fairies will grant your wish. Have I been lied to my entire life?”

Hoo boy. Take a break and log back in to this URL drama. Yeeeeahh. I’m remembering why I still need a break from the Tumblr world. Good luck with that, peoples. Fyi, the askbox is open if anyone has need of it. ♡ *crawls back into my little hole*

Today’s news

evilsupplyco: Today a ghost formerly named Gerald has ascended into a will-o-wisp form and will be spending the better part of the next one hundred years haunting the swamps of South Florida in the United States. A haunted citrus grove in California has made amends with a cursed apple orchard in Washington state. The pairContinue reading “Today’s news”

something most people don’t know about the signs

aries: is super artsy and organized taurus: can talk for hours gemini: is really sensitive cancer: is a giant meme with a great sense of humor leo: is super polite virgo: is always very doubtful libra: makes poop jokes scorpio: will tell everything to you if they trust you sagittarius: actually has the worst punsContinue reading “something most people don’t know about the signs”

Tarot reading: follow ur heart! ! My heart: quit ur job. Burn down a government building. Become a bank robber who robs banks while wearing a plague mask. Eat mud

>_>

Do you ever look at your tarot cards and go “Nope. I don’t wanna know.” cause that’s how I am lately. I don’t need to know, honestly. Things are good for the moment. Let me enjoy them.

If all of your pagan/witchy things went up in flames except for one (you can re-create your collection after the fire), which item would you keep?

*makes inhuman screeching noise* Why would you ask that? Ow, my heart. Ugh. Okay… *deep breath* I can’t even think straight… My tarot cards and their book. Stephanie Pui-Mun Law signed my book at Dragon*Con, so I treasure it like… a lot. Ugh… there are so many options though… the leather linen paper book myContinue reading “If all of your pagan/witchy things went up in flames except for one (you can re-create your collection after the fire), which item would you keep?”

protip:

clovenfrau: Always be wary of those who say they believe they are one of the “very few” who can “truly” practice magic.

dewitts: sodomywithsaddam: okayyy can everybody stop talking shit about ppl who give their dogs and cats all-vegan diets, i fed my cat all raw vegan food since he was a kitten and he lived a very happy four years 🙂