omfg – Amethyst’s Archive

mysoulrunsdeep: pussyprlnt: 5unflwr: southernbitchface: quietly-islayem: trashg0d: paninimami: diaryofakanemem: turtle94c: diaryofakanemem: Don’t do drugs, ladies and gents. 😂😭😂😭😂😭 “Whats your safe word?” That part had me weak 😂😭😂😭😂😭 “You think I’m in pilates?”😭 “watch ya fingers bootyhole man!!” Lmfaooaoaoaoooo Lol i need to be his friend “Every strong man got a sensitive side” Lmaooooooooooooooooo “Ooo that’s cute”Continue reading

thoodleoo: thoodleoo: my favorite thing about the contrast between early christianity and ancient greek and roman religion is that the difference in the ways they think and talk about their gods is really similar to the difference between how dog and cat owners talk about their pets early christians: this is our god he’s omnipotentContinue reading

deer-rib: Witchcraft • guess I get to vacuum again • these wax bits are important • my nails are feirce but I can’t shuffle my tarot cards • 10% of the herbs actually made it into the tiny jar • this rock is important • my plants have names • and personalities • purse andContinue reading

thelepidopteragirl: necrobiologist: By the way, a cautionary tale If you find a bunch of bones that are A: untouched and B: supernaturally clean, there is definitely a reason for both of those things. Sometimes that reason is ants. Sometimes those ants are fire ants. Sometimes those fire ants have made a nest over the entireContinue reading

just found out i have conjunctivitis in my third eye

familiaralien: thesylverlining: amelia-laelia: amelia-laelia: The best feeling is after a long day taking off your bra and letting the beasts be free. OK WOW I MEANT BREASTS NOT BEASTS THEY ARE NOT SOME MYTHICAL CREATURE I KEEP TRAPPED UNDER MY SHIRT well i know what i’m calling my boobs now ＲＥＬＥＡＳＥＴＨＥＢＥＡＳＴＳ

Why do you like birds so much ?

thehornedwitch: starburstdragon: secretknurd: michaelshadow7779: baku: b o i HAVE YOU SEEN BIRDS. Elegence, Grace, Pecking Out Your Face You forgot the most important things about birds!! Originally posted by gifsboom Originally posted by funnyarena Originally posted by tieltavern Originally posted by becausebirds Originally posted by becausebirds Originally posted by becausebirds Originally posted by becausebirds OriginallyContinue reading “Why do you like birds so much ?”

listenmorning: untitled by emily.scott on Flickr. Source: listenmorning

darknessinmystars: strange-phanomena: I DIDNT KNOW WHAT THIS WOULD BE SO I CLICKED PLAY AND MY MOM IS RIGHT NEXT TO ME AND MY COMPUTER IS ON FULL VOLUME I HATE EVERYONE for whenever I fuck up

pochowek: cathedralblood: warmbooze: gudram: god is real but you can only see him behind the 7/11 at 3:34 am after you down 6 and a half 5 hour energys this post and “I’m gonna take 1000 benadryl and fuck my shadow self” are really their own unique category of post and it’s my favorite categoryContinue reading