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feynites: writing-prompt-s: You can bring dead people to live again, but for every person you bring back, you have to sacrifice one body part Me: *plucks out another hair* Sadistic Genie: Okay I know that technically counts but I really feel you’re not getting into the spirit of- Me: *ceremonially sacrifices hair, very seriously* Sadistic Genie:Continue reading

vrumblr: wilwheaton: aellagirl: theriu: kaible: aellagirl: how to make smores I was going through old home videos I made a few years ago when i was bored and alone. for anyone who has ever wondered what girls do in their spare time: this is what girls do in their spare time. I will NEVERSTOPLOVINGTHIS IContinue reading

catacombchevaux: @shitloadofdeer

Source: animepajamaparty

numinous-af: fucking-numinous: decklove: tarot-sybarite: Rahdue’s Wheel, a 78-card spread. Holy poot…. *heavy breathing* @haemoferedoll I GUESS WE GOTTA Alright children, gather round. If you were wondering what this would be like, wonder no more. Since my best friend and I have a great deal of magickal motivation and are clearly insane, WE COMPLETED THIS READING.Continue reading

lavenderwaterwitch: bbys

Uh oh, you just died and now your family is planning what your tombstone will say. They decide to use your last outgoing text message… What’s your tombstone say?

ladypandacat: pardonmewhileipanic: gluten-free-pussy: lilbuttshorty: the-littlelady: Mine would say, “Are you pooping??” “I’m not quiet 😩😩 what if they hear us???” “Thanks sugartits 💋” “Me when I’ve had too many drinks” Welp…. “plus no one wants a bunch of strangers in their home“ well i was fucking right then, wasn’t i?? “Oh, okay.”

Ways pop culture and my sense of humor have influenced my faith:

belladonnaswitchblog: edderkopper: childofthewanderer: I feel somewhat tempted to leave an offering for the Sand Guardian, Guardian of the Sand next time I go to the beach. But won’t that piss off Poseidon, who quivers before him? Probs

wardencommanderkarnstein: achilliads: PRETTY FLY FOR A WHITE GUY: a mix for icarus, history’s greatest downfall “guy’s i’m gonna get so hella tanned” — icarus, probably breaking free high school musical i believe i can fly r kelly defying gravity wicked wind beneath my wings bette midler here comes the sun the beatles timber pitbull feat. ke$ha drop it like it’s hot snoop doggContinue reading

zooophagous: swellsharks: sharktunnel: reptrillian: DEFINITELY DEAD. Look at this poor, definitely dead noodle! me the lil tongue flopping out “IM DEAD FUCK OFF”