smurflewis: smurflewis: smurflewis: Today I walk into work and there are a ton of people in my building and it’s kind of a mess and everyone is talking and I sort of just blurt out: “Man, it’s a zoo in here!” Everyone stopped and looked at me as though I had 2 heads. Then IContinue reading
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Me as a beginner witch: I hope this white candle and bunch of lavender don’t summon any evil spirits. Me now: hmmmm…that curse wasn’t strong enough. More Sulfur, hemlock, and mandrake next time.
withbloodinherteeth: dr-archeville: jenniferrpovey: thymoss: railroadsoftware: no one ever says that Rome needed help from aliens to build their empire #l laughed for days when i found out that #ancient egyptians used water to reduce friction and move blocks for distances #and that this was literally DEPICTED ON THEIR HIEROGLYPHICS #but ~western archaeologists~ #thought that theContinue reading
My mother is an Art Blasphemer…
Mom: I hate the painting I did. Me: Okay, paint over it… Mom: I’m not painting over it. I’m gonna trash it. Me: Wh- Why… then give it to me! *is confused and offended by this* Mom: *goes on to get all pissy about how she can’t art and whatever* Me: Why would you wasteContinue reading “My mother is an Art Blasphemer…”
narutowiener: AHAHAHAHHAA MY FRIEND GOT IN TROUBLE FOR “DESTRUCTION OF GOVERMENT PROPERTY GUESS WHAT SHE DID?? SHE GAVE HER HUSBAND A HICKEY. HER HUSBAND IS A MARINE, THE HICKEY WAS VISIBLE WHILE HE WAS IN UNIFORM, SO SHE GOT A CALL SAYING “YOU HARMED GOVERNMENT PROPERTY, DON’T DO IT AGAIN” I’M DYING
norse-nature-spirit: Hoard by magpie-poet I think my heart just stopped… nope, yeah… it stopped. I’m dead. Oh gods. So much pretty. T^T Source: magpie-poet.deviantart.com
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