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Me, poking a deity with a stick: Hey fucker, help me out. Deity: *rolls over* fuck off Me: I’ll sing you a song if you do a minor miracle. Deity: *rolling half back, looks at me* Go on…

Witch Tip #154

upthewitchypunx: lenyberry: breelandwalker: dharmagun: youcantseebutimmakingaface: witchtips: Wearing a peach pit around your neck will ward off evil. Bad witch tip: several peach pits and a sling shot will ward of everything else worse witch tip: a few peach pits correctly distilled will produce cyanide, which should sort yer problems out nicely. Chaotic Good, Chaotic Neutral,Continue reading “Witch Tip #154”

And at 23, I found that mountaintops often made for better altars and whiskey for more honest communion. (via alexandersattler) Source: alexandersattler

exxustential: Me: *immediately forgives someone for their hurtful behavior towards me* Me, later: actually, you know fucking what,,

asksecularwitch: TLDR summary: I do things differently in my practice, than others do in theirs. I dont spend my time trying to enforce my ways of doing things on others, and i will NOT be forced to do whatever someone else is doing. Also. PEACH COBBLAH 4 EVA

sasukehateblog: me: can i say something mean and petty? my friends, sitting at the edge of their chairs, alert and ready: absolutely

seashells-and-bookshelves: bonfirebanshee: Okay but surrealism aside all of these Southern Gothic posts are literally how the South is and I’m cackling. We’ve got creepy ass 24/7 diners that say open but you can’t find the staff for half an hour. There’s a haunted house and a murder/ghost story in every town. There’s always a fishingContinue reading

team “i know you’re joking but my anxiety doesn’t”

decreasing-entropy: Anxiety: if you are not doing The Most™ then you are a giant fucking failure! go! hurry! Depression: life is pointless, just lie in bed and stare at a wall all day, we good

messy witch aesthetic

sectxm-sempra: dusty-flowers: -sigils scribbled on wrists, on used napkins, on the backs of receipts -hastily mumbling glamours while you get ready because you’re late again-always forgetting to keep track of the moon’s cycle -constantly performing finding-things spells because the floor of your room is an abomination and where on earth did that chunk of amethystContinue reading “messy witch aesthetic”