darjeelingandcoke: An ancient Greek walks into his tailor’s shop with a pair of torn pants. “Euripides?” says the tailor. “Yeah, Eumenides?” replies the man. @dawnofstars
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thepessimisticasshole: thepessimisticasshole: what do you call a demon’s favorite human? its prized possession @lunac-witchcraft
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