estrellatricotada: I love insulting people in southern doublespeak during an argument and then watching then get flustered. (protip in case you were curious: any time someone says “bless your heart” or calls you cute in an argument… well honey they are not complimenting you.)
Tag Archives: so true
The ‘always gets angry because their sign is not included in a squad they relate to’ squad
rikkalorelei: lunasaayrhollytree: twinkly-asstrology: aries, cancer, scorpio, aquarius, gemini rikkalorelei Yup
kylajaykay: mamayuuma: “what will your kids think of that tattoo?”my kids aren’t going to give 2 shits because i’m not going to raise them to be a judgmental asshole like your parents did i’m just going to reblog this over and over again until i give myself carpal tunnel
icantevensleep: The problem with being introverted is that there is no polite way to say “I love you, but I’m tired of being with you right now.”
Before I am your daughter, your sister, your aunt, niece, or cousin, I am my own person, and I will not set fire to myself to keep you warm. 1/? Things To Remember Source: egracely
I lowkey notice everything and choose not to say anything cause I wanna watch ya dumb ass look dumb.
ouijacraft: I have no idea what this is from, but it’s so accurate. The same also goes for communicating with deities. If only people who get shitty at “inaccurate” readings could see what it’s really like. You try deciphering what a unicorn floating through space on a toaster could mean. It’s that complex at times. Continue reading
skypeopleandswans: What I need people to understand is that getting out bed is not easy. Leaving the house is not easy. Talking to people is not easy. Ordering food is not easy. Making phone calls is not easy. I need people to understand, that just because something is easy to them, it may not beContinue reading
catholic-talking-points: neutroisenjolras: if you ever try to befriend me and you expect to be in frequent contact with me i am so sorry. i do that with maybe two people and even then i often go days or weeks without saying anything before talking daily for a while. the point is if we dont talkContinue reading
I’m not Tumblr famous.
Getting asks isn’t a regular thing, I still smile when I see Messages (1). People don’t reblog me ASAP. I don’t get asked for pictures of me. People don’t ask me for requests. I don’t have a lot to offer. Most of my blog is 99.9% reblogs I LOVE every little follower of mine
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