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Fiancé is in a bad mood from a crappy night at work. Just what I need after feeling like hell all day. >_

okay so I’ve been interested in witchcraft recently. and the other day I was thinking about how I’m a natural jinx. like I use to say things would happen to my friend like mockingly, and then they would happen days later. what do you think about this?

rikkalorelei: witchofkeys: rikkalorelei: This is exactly why Husband keeps chopsticks in the vehicles so folks can knock on wood when they mention never seeing a cop on this road, never getting a ticket, etc. Imagine telling someone seriously that something is going to happen (IE: it’s gonna rain, your husband’s weird behavior is him sneakingContinue reading “okay so I’ve been interested in witchcraft recently. and the other day I was thinking about how I’m a natural jinx. like I use to say things would happen to my friend like mockingly, and then they would happen days later. what do you think about this?”

Anxious Intuitive Problems #415

shelby-melissa: Is the sinking feeling intuition or anxiety?

Rest in peace, sir

evilsupplyco: A moment of silence, please, for the passing of Sir Christopher Lee. You gave us so much, you will be so very missed.

New Witch: I am so excited I am going to a pagan store to buy an athame tomorrow so I can get started doing magic and rituals! Bitter Experienced Witch: you do not need tools to do witchcraft. Your mind is the most important tool. You should just use a butter knife or your fingerContinue reading

Every witch’s immediate response that has seen Practical Magic when a broom falls:

thewhimsicalheathen: BROOM FELL, COMPANY’S COMING. OH SHIT. OH SHIT. I WASN’T EXCPETING ANYONE. FUCK, I NEED TO GET DRESSED AND CLEAN SOME SHIT UP.

The Signs as Gods

Aries: Thor Taurus: Zeus Gemini: Loki Cancer: Osiris Leo: Cupid Virgo: Aphrodite Libra: Hercules Scorpio: Odin Sagittarius: Hades Capricorn: God himself of course Aquarius: Apollo Pisces: Anubis

Coming from a state champion baker:

docholligay: If y’all use a decent box mix and use melted butter instead of vegetable oil, an extra egg, and milk instead of water, no one can tell the difference. I sure as hell can’t. Also, if you add a little almond extract to vanilla cake, or a little coffee to chocolate cake, it sends it through theContinue reading “Coming from a state champion baker:”

Tumblr pagan problems

sobermaenad: “Is x god actually trying to get my attention by hijacking my Tumblr dash or am I just paranoid?”

So tired. Ready for lunch, a shower, and a nap. X_x