Vulture Culture Problems – Amethyst’s Archive

Vulture Culture Problems:

unofficialvulturecultureproblems: five hours into reading convoluted and/or contradictory ownership laws and you still don’t know if you can pick up the dead thing

Vulture Culture Problems:

unofficialvulturecultureproblems: Getting really excited because you think you’ve spotted a bone, but it turns out it’s just a stick. Or a rock. Or a leaf. Or a piece of garbage. Or your imagination.

how witches try to not give themselves away and not have to explain themselves but still end up being awkward about it:

thewhimsicalheathen: shipping-the-gods: thewhimsicalheathen: hedgewitchonahill: helleborea: brennaxadaira: thewhimsicalheathen: witch: can I… have that jar after you’re done with it? non witch: sure! why? c: witch: I uh, collect… things. *awkward laugh* *cough* ._. non witch: wow that’s a lot of leaves! what are you gonna do with them? witch: they’re uh… I just like to pressContinue reading “how witches try to not give themselves away and not have to explain themselves but still end up being awkward about it:”