When I was around 12 my Nan was teaching my sister how to do attracting spells, and my sister and I decided to try and attract friends. As a result, Dogs tried to cross the street to get to us, a raccoon family moved into the attic space above our room, an unfortunate incident when a chipmunk hitched a ride to school in my back pack, my mortal enemy turned out to be my uncle’s illegitimate daughter, and birds. So. many. birds.

Oh my goodness! Unexpected results I’m sure. 

I’m sure I’ve told you this before, but my absolute favorite curse came when I went flying off the handle on my abusive ex once and I said “he’d never find love until he understood and respected what it is.” He was single for YEARS after that, despite being a “player” before then, and it gave me sweet satisfaction when he’d complain to me about it.

You have told me that, but I still love to hear about it!

Ooh and this other time I was going to make a sigil for a friend. Like I was using their name, and their witchy persona name to make it. However when I was finished I realized it looked like a penis. I ended up redoing it but I laughed really hard at that one. I learned to pay more attention to the overall shape of my sigils.

Omg. That’s hilarious!Accidental penis sigil!

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